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[edit] Source & Introduction

Most things are being taken from Avenger's Page and translated into internet vulnerabilities. Please stand by...

This page is intended to be used from a proxy. Epic fail was achieved when the CoS raid mutated into real life, so keep this page to only things that can be done from the internet, phone, or from a proxy. This article, like Avenger's page, is to be used for informational purposes only.

[edit] Box Floods

Box Floods happen to be one of the most time-honored traditions of the /i/nsurgency. All you need is an address and an online postal account. Within a week or two, your victim will receive thousands upon thousands of boxes. They will litter his front yard and piss off neighbors. He won't be able to get rid of them easily without dealing with the post office, and they will probably call the cops on the victim for mail fraud. This is one of the greatest tactics of /i/ and it's been proven time and time again.

  • Step 1: Create an account on USPS.com using a valid email.
  • Step 2: Go to USPS's store and order all the FREE boxes and mailing envelopes.
  • Step 3: Confirm the address and purchase.

That's it. Easy and bound to cause the victim lots of headaches.

[edit] Pizza

So say you wanted to send your raid victim some goodies to munch on while he was getting his global internet ass kicked, but you are afraid that if you sent him cookies they wouldn't get there in time and they'd be all mushy or crumbled....

Lucky for you Pizza Hut has created their "No Credit Card" needed ordering system! You simply order a pizza using a valid email (you'll need to confirm) and address. The victim will receive the pizzas you order within an hour. This has a good success rate because even if Pizza Hut finds out it was a joke, they will probably still ban your victim's telephone number and address from their store. You're not only fucking with the victim, but think about the time, money, gas and supplies you waste for Pizza Hut. They'd be pretty pissed off, too.

In order to keep up with demands and marketing other pizza joints have joined forces with Anonymous to bring you online ordering!

[edit] Junk Mail

Everybody hates junkmail. Spread it. You'll have to be a little creative with this, though. A lot of websites and newsletters now make you confirm your address before sending thousands upon thousands of emails. So if your victim is in control of the email still, to start receiving the junk you send to him he'll probably have to confirm it. There are still some websites who send out junk mail without confirmation:

[edit] Religious Spam

Some of the most insane fucking people happen to be religious. They go around telling others how to live in some kind of attempt to save their soul. Send them free bibles, free religious newsletters, add their phone number to local churches. Religious people do not give up easily. Your victim will be bombarded 24/7 by attempts to save his soul.

A good site for free shit is Christian Freebies. You'll need a valid email address to confirm.

[edit] Tell-A-Friend

One of the most under-appreciated email spam tactics are "Tell-A-Friend" forms. Most often these forms are ancient and have spaces for multiple emails that do not check for duplicates. If you go to almost any website they will have Tell-A-Friend forms. Simply copy-paste the address of the email into all available slots, and send. It's even better if you use iMacros or another automated program to do this.

This tactic is one of the best since you can effectively turn any website into your own personal mail server.

[edit] Classifieds

Craigslist and Myspays have the ability to really fuck up someone's life. Every day thousands of people visit Craigslist to check classified ads. Can you see where we're going with this?

Craigslist is the obvious choice but don't forget that Myspace has a classified ads section as well.

  • Epic Idea #1: Post that "you" are having a garage sale. You are moving and everything needs to go. You'll have an HDTV there for $50, a stereo set for $100 and many other cheap ass high-end things. Steal pictures off the internet of "your items" for lulz. Enter your victim's address, and choose a date over the weekend. On those days your victim will have strangers coming to his house constantly asking for cheap stuff. Sometimes even the POLICE get involved. Why? Police track down thefts. If your victim is selling a bunch of high-end merchandise, it's likely the police will check it out.
  • Epic Idea #2: Post to Craigslist that you are selling "your" car. Make it cheap, something like a 1999 Ford F-250 for $2000 because it needs a new paintjob or something. Make sure to post "your" phone number! Be creative!
  • Epic Idea #3: Post a personal ad that conflicts with "your" sexual identity. Normally, this is best done by posting in the men seeking men section. You need to write an ad that is both believable and hawt so people will reply to it. Steal some pictures of "yourself" and "your" dick because ads with dick pics get more replys. Post "your" phone number and make sure you say in your ad how urgently you need to get laid. Soon enough "you" will have half the leather daddies in town calling "you" up.
  • Epic Idea #4: Your own idea.

Epic Idea #5: Myspace Party! Myspace party

[edit] Traditional Classifieds

Almost every newspaper out there lets you call in the ad you want to have in the paper and then they send you a bill for it. In other words, it's free. Look in your local paper and judging from the ads that are in there, think up something that would be a really hot item to sell such as a house for rent. (Houses and cars usually get the best results.)

Call the paper and tell them that you're Chris Tomkinson and you want to put an ad in the paper. Have something ready like, "Nice 3 bedroom, 2 bath, garage, den, dining room, great neighborhood, $300/month, $200/deposit." Compare your ad to the others in the "For Rent" section and be sure that yours is the very best deal in there.

As a phone number to call to inquire about the house, leave two. "Call Chris Tomkinson anytime 24 hrs at 635-8312 or 635-9207." The first being his work phone number and the second being his home. Now when an awesome deal like you've put in the paper is seen, it gets a tremendous response. I'm talkin' about his telephone ringing constantly for two days straight at the least.

He'll get in big trouble with his boss at work for receiving 2 billion calls. Even if he's able to convince his boss that he wasn't responsible, he'll still look bad. I mean, what would your boss think about all this happening? If he lives with his parents, he'll probably get in trouble with them too.

[edit] Personal Ads

There are a lot of fucked up lonely people out there. Sign your victim up to internet dating sites, and make sure you post your victim's information publicly. He will have calls and random people coming up to his house - possibly even rapists or thieves.

Craigslist has a Personal Ads' section. Have fun with it.

[edit] Magazine Subscriptions

This one is pretty simple and even normal people do it to prank friends. Magazine subscriptions are easy to get, and paying for them requires no credit card - just the person's address. BE WARNED! You may have to step into the sunlight to get said magazine subscriptions. Wear sunscreen.

  • Step 1: Go to a book store or any place that sells magazines. You may also have some magazines you've already purchased or have in your collection, you can use those too.
  • Step 2: Rip out all the "Subscription" notecards. They're those flimsy little square pieces of paper that fall onto the floor when you are trying to read your magazine.
  • Step 3: Fill out the "Subcription" notecards in ink with a different style of handwriting. Put your victim's address and name on them.
  • Step 4: Put them in your local mail collector box. All of them should have "Paid Postage" - no stamps needed.

TL;DR - Get subscription notecards, fill them out with victim's info, mail them to magazine company.


[edit] Yellow Pages

This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.

You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for Chris. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)

On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to Chris. After that, call up all the taxi cabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.

Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on Sullivan street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on Sullivan street at about 9:45 am.

As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that Chris's house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

[edit] Crime Tips

This is a bit harder to pull off with no guarantee of follow-through, but it can be a great way to ruin someone's life. There have been stories of police teams busting in and wrecking someone's place looking for a "lead" that was offered to them. Police often have really crappy judgment. This can provide epic lulz.

First find the local police station in your victim's town. Google some local news. Find some stories about hit and runs, or recent unsolved murders. Things that happened within the last two weeks. Call their police station and offer an Anonymous tip. There are many things you can tell the police. Such as "my friend has an unexplained dent in the front of his car" or "he's been really on edge lately telling me about something he did that was really, really bad. I want to get him help."

With any luck this can offer epic lulz, a totally ruined life, and a bunch of news coverage.

[edit] RickRoll Dialer

Perhaps a tool that can be used to some extent. It seems to work off and on, and it costs money to the webhost so don't fuck around with it. RickRoll Dialer

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